i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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