sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Randomize
