Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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