i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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