Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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