Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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