So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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