try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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