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say what?
wanna hang out?
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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