His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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