Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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