just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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