I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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