I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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