the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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