I'm drive I can fine osifer
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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