Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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