Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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