what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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