I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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