Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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