she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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