Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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