just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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