that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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