The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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