you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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