just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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