So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Damn victory sex feels great
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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