Me too!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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