so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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