Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
