All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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