Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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