He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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