Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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