no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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