tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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