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i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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