I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
