everyone is single if you try hard enough
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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