love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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