Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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