Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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