Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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