Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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