So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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