i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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