if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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