When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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