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Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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