Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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