Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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