My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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