There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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