I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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