I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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