I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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