it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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