: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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